State Trooper Jokes

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you dont get up from there, Im going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just …

Posts : 49 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : TEXAS

State Trooper Jokes

GOOD One
A Richardson, Texas policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't! getting many. Then he discovered the problem a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS PLEASE" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!

BETTER One
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

And the last one is the best..... Smile

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticke t book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.